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First Swallow-Savvy Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
First Swallow-Savvy Guard: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical.
King Arthur: What do you mean?
First Swallow-Savvy Guard: Well this is a temperate zone.
King Arthur: The Swallow may fly south with the sun. Or the House Martin or the Plover may seek warmer climes in winter. Yet these are not strangers to our land.
First Swallow-Savvy Guard: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
First Swallow-Savvy Guard: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk.
First Swallow-Savvy Guard: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios.
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